Taehyung starts everything by procrastinating. Even unhealthy crushes on the pizza delivery boy.

8,981 words ; completed ; ao3

##tags

  • taehyung is extremely whipped

  • CRUSHES !!!!!

  • tae's ur textbook broke college student

  • SIDE MINIMONI

  • vmin bestie roommates

  • PIZZA !!!!!!!!!!

  • gummy grins & boxy smiles

  • crack (not the drug)

  • absolutely Done With Everything pizza delivery boy yoongs

  • BLONDE YOONGI MAKES A COMEBACK

  • just very cute and domestic and adorable

  • lots n lots of fluff and humor

  • just 2 soft boys in love pls protect them

  • taehyung has a cat named dinkleberg

Yoongi wonders what kind of messed up thing he'd had to do in a past life to deserve this.

(or: halloween fic! a stalker, axe-wielding murderer, lunatic, or something other, breaks into yoongi and jimin's place and it's just so convenient that the whole gang's over to live the nightmare with them.)

8,947 words ; completed ; ao3

##tags

  • first of all no one actually gets seriously hurt, let alone dies

  • halloween fic

  • Purge AU

  • or not purge au lol

  • suspense and thriller

  • OT7 Dynamics

  • yoonmin are very much in love

  • axe murderers

  • The Author Regrets Everything

  • with a capital E

  • Crack

  • all caps because its nothing but crack crack crack

  • side!namjin

  • kids, don't binge on sweets. you will Die.

  • taehyung trips multiple times pls protect him

Kim Namjoon never expected to be stuck teaching villain-hopefuls instead of you know, plotting world domination, but he didn't have much say in the matter.

So what if they were all hopeless and didn't know a thing about being villains?

So what if they seemed to have a knack for destroying his property?

Kim Namjoon was going to turn this bunch of idiots into the best damn group of evildoers the world would ever see.

(Or at least good enough that they wouldn't die. Probably.)

96,451 words ; completed ; ao3

##tags

  • Drabble Collection

  • Crack Treated Seriously

  • ambiguous time period

  • just for fun

  • Give Namjoon a break please

  • secret powers

  • unconventional pets

  • Yugyeom is a messenger

  • The plot is here and it's here to stay

  • the tannies have SUPERPOWERS !!!!

  • eventual happe ending

  • CRACK !!! SO MUCH CRACK

  • ot7 dynamics :DD

  • the taekook is minor

  • rock paper scissors apparently has a plot now

  • prince!tae

  • bangtan r villians but theyre not Bad villians if that makes sense

  • kidnapping

  • lighthearted

  • sorcerer!jeongguk

  • yoongi is perpetually tired